Big Bill Hell's Autos

“Fuck you, Detroit! If you’re dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Autos! Bad deals, cars that break down, thieves! If you think you can find a bargain at Big Bill’s, you can kiss my ass!” – Popular advertisement, circa 2087.

Hailing all the way from Baltimore, Big Bill Hell’s Autos is a small-time car dealership franchise that managed to make waves a decade ago thanks to their extremely aggressive and in-your-face advertisement campaign, oftentimes mocking and challenging would-be buyers. While common sense would dictate that such a belligerent attitude would drive away customers, it ended up drawing people in out of curiosity.

Contrary to the advertisement’s claims, it is very possible to get a reasonable deal at Big Bill’s, but the dealers sure aren’t shy of pulling the wool over your eyes, so it’s best to bring along someone who knows a thing or two about cars.

Big Bill Hell's Autos

Interface Zero Detroit Rastus